Ada
If you are dumb enough to actually use this language, the United
States Department of Defense will kidnap you, stand you up in
front of a firing squad, and tell the soldiers, "Shoot at his
feet."
or
After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently
load the gun, pull the trigger, scream and shoot yourself in the
foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of
the wrong type.